25 ways to make sure you get Dumped

1. Never listen to your partner.

2. Call them names.

3. Keep a check list of all the things you did for them and wait for it to paid back.

4. Do not give them time and space to themselves.

5. Talk to them while texting on your phone.

6. Spend all your time on work.

7. Compare your partner to your ex or your mother/father

8. Be nice all the time and never be a challenge.

9. Agree with everything they say and do.

10. Do not take the time to learn more about their dreams.

11. When you fight, pick on the past A LOT.

12. Go through his or her messages on their email or phone.

13. Make everything about you.

14. Do not make the time to be intimate.

15. Do not show gratitude when they do something for you.

16. Say “me too” when they say “I love you”

17. Let go of his/her when you meet your friends.

18. Never make the time to sit down and talk for hours.

19. Tell them how stupid their favourite things are.

20.  Reply with one word answers such as “ok, yes, no, yep”

21. Spend more time with your friends then with your partner.

22. Break your all your promises and make the same mistakes over and over again.

23. Keep on complaining and being negative about everything in your life.

24. Insist that you are always right.

25. Never be open, honest and clear.

 

Until we meet again…happy loving.

Love,

Hitesh